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1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

I’m an idiot and I needed company.

Phir Mile Sur Mera Tumhara

Which Indian doesn’t know about “Mile Sur Mera Tumhara” song that shows the
love, democracy and India’s pride. “Mile sur mera tumhara” was
conceptualised and conceived by late Suresh Mallick and it was first aired
on Doordarshan on Aug 15, 1988.

Vocalists Bhimsen Joshi, Balamurali Krishna, sitar maestro Ravi Shankar,
tabla maestros Allah Rakha and Zakir Hussain, sportsmen Narendra Hirwani
Prakash Padukone, film personalities like Amitabh, Lata Mangeshkar, Mithun
Chakraborty, Jeetendra, Hema Malini, Shabana Azmi, Javed Akhtar, Kamal
Haasan, Sharmila Tagore, Tanuja and Waheeda Rehman appeared in the original
Mile Sur Mera Tumhara song.

Now after 22 years Arti and Kailash Surendranath have recreated and
presented it as “Phir mile sur”

Amitabh Bachchan released the new version of the patriotic song “Mile sur
mera tumhara” in Mumbai on the eve of Republic Day. It is now titled “Phir
Mile Sur”

More than 60 known personalities, including actors Priyanka Chopra, Deepika
Padukone, Ranbir Kapoor, Shahid Kapoor, Salman Khan, Shilpa Shetty and Juhi
Chawla along with other prominent personalities feature in the new version
of the song.

It features 22 superstars, 18 musicians, 13 artistes and singers and 15
other known personalities. Check out the original Mile Sur Mera Tumhara and
“Phir Mile Sur” right here..

Phir Mile Sur Mera Tumhara 2010 (High Quality Full Song)

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll or slide to the least accessible location.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach and scratch it.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last.

Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Brown’s Law
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Oliver’s Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson ‘s Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)

Doctors’ Law
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to see a doctor, and by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll remain sick.

We come across this Gandhi kannahhu or Gandhi account, when one try to write off dues from some one or some amount spent could be exactly categorized.

Why such a greatman’s name is dragged for this accounting? some search to
find out more on this, is found in Madras Tamil or Madras Bhasha. It quotes:

Gandhi kannakku means Fraudulent accounting.

Before 1947, when India was fighting against British occupation, companies
and individuals often included Contribution to Freedom movement as an item
in accounting statements. Most often accounting statements would not tally
because management funneled money out. Contribution to Gandhi’s freedom
movement provided an excellent means to account for the missing money.
Hence the term Gandhi Kanakku. One should apologize to Mahatma Gandhi as
this term brings a small amount of disrepute to him, for no fault of his!!!